Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Those Aren't Pillows

OK, there's something I just have to say.

Dear Men of the World,

You know when you stick your hand into your pants pocket and pretend to be jostling your change but you're really scratching and/or fluffing your junk?  You are fooling no one.  No one.  Not even once.

Thank you for your attention,


1 comment:

  1. Seriously, we just like to hear the sound of coins. (Sometimes it's better than "fluffing your junk")