Anyway, after finishing up we decided we needed food and drink. Gillette has a big shopping complex attached to it and we decided to stay there since we were disgustingly sweaty but there we were among thousands of disgustingly sweaty people milling around.
So, we squelched into the Olive Garden. (Side note: I actually ate some salad). While we were eating, I joked about how I hoped we didn't leave sweaty butt prints on the booth when we left because that would be a super gross thing to do. The booth seats were vinyl, though, so when we left after our meal no visible butt sweat was seen.
Unfortunately, the seat backs at this Olive Garden are cloth. Yup, when we got up there were big wet marks from our backs. For the record, the mark I left was bigger which I think makes me the grosser of the two of us.
So, I'd like to apologize to the Olive Garden at Patriot Place and whoever was seated at that booth after us. I am usually much, much better at keeping my bodily fluid expulsion restricted to the appropriate times and places.
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